Teal. 20. Canada.
That's enough to be going on with, don't you think?
TEAM FREE WILL
{ CRAZY PEOPLE! WE ARE INSANE! }
SHERLOCK'S SCARF
{ wear }
THE AVENGERS
{ Earth's Mightiest Heroes }
BROWNCOATS
{ We Aim To Misbehave }
DOCTOR WHO?
{ wibbly wobbly,
timey wimey
}

There’s a bunch of fires right now. Nowhere near me, i’m not threatened at all, but I’m down wind. What this means is that all the smoke is getting blown over here. Which is causing:

1. the light to be red

2. the temperature to go down a bit because there’s no direct sunlight

3. point 2 doesn’t matter, it’s still oppressively hot because the sun doesn’t burn off the moisture

4. I’m starting to worry about people with asthma

5. also slight worry for the people near it but we deal with this nearly every year and so far things seem to be going as planned

I can’t remember the title of a book.

It’s driving me crazy, it had something to do with singing, I’m sure. Song of Something? Song? Maybe a musical term?

All I can remember is there was this girl and she lived with a choir basically and their songs had magic. They’re all women so it’s a pretty big deal when this guy shows up. She leaves with this guy and they meet this other guy who doesn’t speak but has the same magic as her but controls it through dance. She goes on an adventure that lasts three books with these two guys, possibly more characters are introduced and I have no idea what the plot was. *spoilers: her mother left the choir people only to show up later with the main character as a baby and die and the dancing guy is her twin.*

Worst summary ever, but I’d really like to reread this book…

top six ways to insult boys
Anonymous

farandolae:

mamamantis:

  1. purposefully forget their names
  2. any time yr talking about anything outside the realm of COD, energy drinks, or football, pause and giggle and say “oh, but sorry - you wouldn’t know anything about this, right? we can change the subject”
  3. extension on #1: call him by the name of another boy w the same hair color as him. when he protests, laugh and act like he’s trying to trick u
  4. "hold this." stop acknowledging him for the remainder of the encounter until it is time to collect you bag/purse/coat/etc
  5. "sorry, what? i wasn’t listening" rinse and repeat
  6. tilt yr head. make a cute face. “awwwwww”

the boy tears in the notes are amazing

How to Emotionally abuse and manipulate people: a guide

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whatwouldpatrickdo:

anonymouslynolife:

ronaldkn0x:

johnnypsychopath:

thatfunnyblog:

when will it end

he is neither of those

so i thought this was fake but then i googled it and

somebody stop him

wat

PEOPLE BELIEVE THIS SHIT WOW

We don’t keep records of “race” in Canada… the closest thing we have is Indian status. We tried for a while, but what “races” were to be included on the census was constantly changing, making the information useless, and people started just putting “Canadian” under “Other” so we just stopped.
Original article on a satire website [ x ]
Screenshot altered from an article stating that it was a hoax [ x ]

whatwouldpatrickdo:

anonymouslynolife:

ronaldkn0x:

johnnypsychopath:

thatfunnyblog:

when will it end

he is neither of those

so i thought this was fake but then i googled it and

somebody stop him

wat

PEOPLE BELIEVE THIS SHIT WOW

We don’t keep records of “race” in Canada… the closest thing we have is Indian status. We tried for a while, but what “races” were to be included on the census was constantly changing, making the information useless, and people started just putting “Canadian” under “Other” so we just stopped.

Original article on a satire website [ x ]

Screenshot altered from an article stating that it was a hoax [ x ]

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sodamnzen:

ameliaulation:

hyliari:

officialfrenchtoast:

polople:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

neatpotatoes:

clamjob:

casmii:

pricklylegs:

memewhore:

I still don’t understand the perspective that’s going on here.

It`s a railing.

This fucked with my head so hard.

WAIT I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND

ITS ON TOP OF A WALL NOT GRASS

oh my god it’s the edge of a cement wall jesus christ that fucked me up so bad it took so long for me to understand

I STILL DONT GET IT

this is fucking with my head so much so i just accepted that thing is a squirrel

oh my god after like a million years of staring at this i finally figured it out i’m gonna post pictures with lines and shit because god DAMN
like the shadow under the arm was fucking me up because the arm had to be touching what was under it
and i think the word “railing” threw me off because i would have used “wall” since that’s slightly thicker and allows for a large flat area on the top like so

so from the sides of this picture it would look something like

!!!!!

THANK U FOR THE ILLUSTRATION BECAUSE THIS WAS UPSETTING ME

I think this illustration just saved me from permanently staring at this picture

sodamnzen:

ameliaulation:

hyliari:

officialfrenchtoast:

polople:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

neatpotatoes:

clamjob:

casmii:

pricklylegs:

memewhore:

I still don’t understand the perspective that’s going on here.

It`s a railing.

This fucked with my head so hard.

WAIT I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND

ITS ON TOP OF A WALL NOT GRASS

oh my god it’s the edge of a cement wall jesus christ that fucked me up so bad it took so long for me to understand

I STILL DONT GET IT

this is fucking with my head so much so i just accepted that thing is a squirrel

oh my god after like a million years of staring at this i finally figured it out i’m gonna post pictures with lines and shit because god DAMN

like the shadow under the arm was fucking me up because the arm had to be touching what was under it

and i think the word “railing” threw me off because i would have used “wall” since that’s slightly thicker and allows for a large flat area on the top like so

image

so from the sides of this picture it would look something like

image

!!!!!


THANK U FOR THE ILLUSTRATION BECAUSE THIS WAS UPSETTING ME

I think this illustration just saved me from permanently staring at this picture